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Thursday, December 24, 2009

नया साल मुबारक हो

* नव वर्ष के आगमन पर हार्दिक बधाई।
* नव वर्ष शुभ हो।
* नव वर्ष आपके जीवन मे उमग लाये।
* नया साल आपको नया अनुभव दे।
* नव वर्ष आपके लिये हितकारी हो।
* नव वर्ष मे हर कदम पर आपको सफलता मिले।
* नव वर्ष मे आप फले, फूले।
* नया साल आपके लिये लाभदायक हो।
* नया साल आपके लिये नयी खुशिया लाये।
* नया साल आपको नया उत्साह प्रदान करे।
* नव वर्ष सुख- सम्रध्धि से भरपूर हो।
* नव वर्ष मे आपकी सभी मनोकामनाये पूरी हो।
* नव वर्ष मे भाग्य सदैव आपका साथ दे।
* नव वर्ष मे आपकी दिन दोगुनी रात चौगुनी तरक्की हो।

Happy New Year To All : Quotations

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. ~Bill Vaughn


An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. ~Bill Vaughan


Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. ~Author Unknown


A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. ~Author Unknown


Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. ~Benjamin Franklin


No one ever regarded the First of January with indifference. It is that from which all date their time, and count upon what is left. It is the nativity of our common Adam. ~Charles Lamb


New Year's Day is every man's birthday. ~Charles Lamb


Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty. ~John Selden


Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. ~Hal Borland


The merry year is born
Like the bright berry from the naked thorn.
~Hartley Coleridge


New Year's eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights. ~Hamilton Wright Mabie


The Old Year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time. All hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months! ~Edward Payson Powell


Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right. ~Oprah Winfrey


Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true.
~Alfred, Lord Tennyson, 1850


The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to. ~P.J. O'Rourke


Every man should be born again on the first day of January. Start with a fresh page. Take up one hole more in the buckle if necessary, or let down one, according to circumstances; but on the first of January let every man gird himself once more, with his face to the front, and take no interest in the things that were and are past. ~Henry Ward Beecher


New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. ~Mark Twain


The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. ~George William Curtis


For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.
~T.S. Eliot, "Little Gidding"


We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day. ~Edith Lovejoy Pierce


Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever. ~Mark Twain


People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. ~Author Unknown


And ye, who have met with Adversity's blast,
And been bow'd to the earth by its fury;
To whom the Twelve Months, that have recently pass'd
Were as harsh as a prejudiced jury -
Still, fill to the Future! and join in our chime,
The regrets of remembrance to cozen,
And having obtained a New Trial of Time,
Shout in hopes of a kindlier dozen.
~Thomas Hood


Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. ~Brooks Atkinson


Each age has deemed the new-born year
The fittest time for festal cheer.
~Walter Scott


Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. ~Oscar Wilde


Glory to God in highest heaven,
Who unto man His Son hath given;
While angels sing with tender mirth,
A glad new year to all the earth.
~Martin Luther


A new oath holds pretty well; but... when it is become old, and frayed out, and damaged by a dozen annual retryings of its remains, it ceases to be serviceable; any little strain will snap it. ~Mark Twain, speech in New York City, 31 March 1885


But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. ~Andre Gide


When then is lost, as time is by,
we look upon the yearly wine
to see our substance in the lees.
Did tribe and purse most pleasing leave?
To look for clear and faithful sense,
that gives a bodied stance bouquet,
then see the vat at mirror's face
and find in it, the yearly pace.
~E. Marshall, Vintner Epilogue (Happy Old Year)


I do think New Year's resolutions can't technically be expected to begin on New Year's Day, don't you? Since, because it's an extension of New Year's Eve, smokers are already on a smoking roll and cannot be expected to stop abruptly on the stroke of midnight with so much nicotine in the system. Also dieting on New Year's Day isn't a good idea as you can't eat rationally but really need to be free to consume whatever is necessary, moment by moment, in order to ease your hangover. I think it would be much more sensible if resolutions began generally on January the second. ~Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones's Diary


New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. ~Jay Leno


We meet today
To thank Thee for the era done,
And Thee for the opening one.
~John Greenleaf Whittier


One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things. ~John Burroughs


Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. ~Charles Lamb


A happy New Year! Grant that I
May bring no tear to any eye
When this New Year in time shall end
Let it be said I've played the friend,
Have lived and loved and labored here,
And made of it a happy year.
~Edgar Guest


It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets. ~William Thomas


We spend January 1 walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives... not looking for flaws, but for potential. ~Ellen Goodman


May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions. ~Joey Adams


He who breaks a resolution is a weakling;
He who makes one is a fool.
~F.M. Knowles


The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul and a new nose; new feet, a new backbone, new ears, and new eyes. Unless a particular man made New Year resolutions, he would make no resolutions. Unless a man starts afresh about things, he will certainly do nothing effective. ~G.K. Chesterton


I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. ~Henry Moore


Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year. Even when a new century begins it is only we mortals who ring bells and fire off pistols. ~Thomas Mann


I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me. ~Anaïs Nin


Why won't they let a year die without bringing in a new one on the instant, can't they use birth control on time? I want an interregnum. The stupid years patter on with unrelenting feet, never stopping - rising to little monotonous peaks in our imaginations at festivals like New Year's and Easter and Christmas - But, goodness, why need they do it? ~John Dos Passos, 1917


New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions. ~Mark Twain


Every man regards his own life as the New Year's Eve of time. ~Jean Paul Richter


The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears. ~W.H. Auden

The New Year may be a significant event for many people. But the absurdities of the celebration cannot escape a skeptic's mind. Here are some funny New Year quotes. What better way to start a New Year than with a hearty laugh? You can share your joy by greeting everybody with these funny New Year quotes.

Mark Twain
New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.

Brooks Atkinson
Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.

Bill Vaughan
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

P. J. O'Rourke
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.

Jay Leno
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year's resolution.

James Agate
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

Eric Zorn
Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.

Bill Vaughan
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

Charles Lamb
New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

Oprah Winfrey
Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.

Mark Twain
New Year's Day… now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

Judith Crist
Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let's just wish each other a bile-less New Year and leave it at that.

Anonymous
Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.

Joey Adams
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!

Anais Nin
I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.

Oscar Wilde
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.

Robert Paul
I'm a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser.

Anonymous
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.

Leonard Bernstein
From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

I wanna say something

You are a cheat.

You are arrogant.

You are overconfident, over smart,overdo.

You are a master of a dual personality.

You are stupid.

blah…blah…blah…

N number of times i come across these feelings. And same number of times i got a point that may be i have to think, may be i have to rethink or…whatever …may be i am wrong or..prejudiced or i am in lack of evidence or …..so many or.

Ok let me define all this in a proper way then only i can put my points properly. Though i know all of my Friends will be abusing me as this is time when i have to take my lunch. Sorry Ankit, Vinny, Yukki. But i am not able to resist myself as from past many days i am waiting for the thoughts to come in.

So here the story begins….

He is descent..he is studious..he is good-looking …or in Zest if i say then he is having a balance personality. Still he is having a dual personality. Though he is able to do everything by his own efforts he is worried about others or if i am not wrong he is having his eyes on him or her. Why ……..?

Do you have ans…or you too behaves like this in some cases…then why you ?

She is smart..she is witty…she is gorgeous…she is uhhm uhmm ok, perfect. She can move the environment of whole of her surrounding be her own caliber. Still some times she overdo s…or still many times she overdo. Sometimes she adopted being the one who is not existing. Sometimes she presented herself in a way she is not. Why….may be she wants Pepsi :) … meaning… She wants more. How much, even she do not know. Na na …I am not talking about you…or… you still feeling that i am talking about you. …Check it as i know if you will check it you will be the best.

He knows that there are some problems in the world. He knows that he can make a change. He knows that if he will formalize himself may be he can add something to the life of others. But the question is, he is hesitating, he is seeing the world but putting himself out of the world. As i am doing now :P .

Though he hate terrorism but he hates government also, he hates elections also and he hates voting also so all in all he only hates. Where is the solution may be somewhere or ……nowhere.

He hate that he is Indian, a national of a country which is still lagging behind many countries but he is also hating to be the part of a social groups which is trying to reform and to rebuild India. As they think that these all are fake or useless. He hates the worthless discussion of social reform, India, terrorism, progress, politics. But unfortunately he wants a solution also. How come ?

I don’t know may be you knows …if yes please post me through comments.

Few days back i got stuck in a discussion,

one: “India is a worthless palce to live”.

two : “for me the thing which important is present i don’t care about the past”.

Let be begin with the second: Who cares about the past, i hope nobody or better to say, though everyone cares about the past but we don’t have time now while we are discussing it, and may be will care about it when we will retire because then i will have nothing to do. Or may be i am so happy with the present so that i couldn’t think about the past. No matter how much blond it was.

Story:

Today i got a puppy…cute…charming..just like a best friend. And i am finding him as my best friend, for me life without my puppy is impossible to think. And i never ever cared that from where my puppy came. I simply love him. And one bad day he died. And then i come to know that he was a patient of a irrecoverable disease which i never come across and now the maximum i can do is weep and abuse.

Moral Of the Story:

So i think may be we are so progressive that for us past has no concerns with remaining two but nature still have a relation with them.

My one friend broke up with my other friend few days back. I empathized him and her and then the situation was like this :

Boy:

Yesterday i met her she was OK. Next day i met her she was GOOD. Next day she was again something different and story continues. Up to the time i said OK stop. I can’t understand you. She did the same. And then we broke up. Is this the fashion of girls behavior or something else. May be girls can understand it better but i have a question. You want to surprise us by doing all this change game or you want to confuse us.

Girl:

He talked about me. He talked about himself.

He talked about us. He talked about our families.

He talked about his friends. He talked about my friends.

I talked about his friends and we broke up……

What d hell !!!!!!

This is enough i don’t know why this is but yes this is true. We always have two faces of the same situation and we understand both of them wrongly and then it turns into a mishap.

So this was it for this post ……

I know you ppl are bored enough but yaar think… i broke three hearts for writing this crap. So read it…..think about it and then say “Who was the protongonist of the story ?”

“Isn’t it you”. :P

Love Quotes

When I saw you I was afraid to meet you. When I met you I was afraid to kiss you. When I kissed you I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I am afraid to lose you.

When you are in Love you can’t fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams.

Some of the greater things in life are unseen thats why you close your eyes when you kiss, cry, or dream..

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice but falling in love with you I had no control over.

Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it, everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, never… never forget it.

Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it, everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, never… never forget it.

And if it all falls apart, I will know deep in my heart, the only dream that mattered had come true. In this life, I was loved by you.

If rain drops were kisses,I could send you showers. if hugs were seas i send you oceans. and if love was a person i send you me!!

My boyfriend used to ask his mother,” How can I find the right women for me? And she would answer, don’t worry about finding the right women –concentrate on becoming the right man.

Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says For the woman I love and the second, For my best friend.

I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too, So we’re really not that different, me and you.

Love – a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.

Finally I come to know that why D girlz R Best

Even before i justify the post i must say with all my truth that “Exceptions are always there. And this is not a VIM BAR challenge so i am not going to return any money even if you buy my thought”.

So … [:-)] smiling hunhh . youn vi. But i know the reason that why you people are laughing. As per my previous posts people were telling or better to say running on me that “Khud to ek ladki pata nahi paaya and talking about girls”. Like Pakistan talking about peace in Kashmir. Whatever. But friend this is true, that i got the emancipation [:)] as per the knowledge about the girls are in concern……..

Reason ? Simple and easy.

You may have some hesitation while realizing this but this is a hard coded truth. That we as a men have some limitations which women are not having. So even before i say anything more i have a definition of girl:

GIRL: Guaranteed Intellectual Repository of Life

They make you amazed whenever you put a query in front of them and after getting the solution you feel that they are the one who has generated the query.

They are as unpredictable as life is.

They are as surprising as happiness is.

They are as supportive as destiny is.

They are as confusing as success is.

Moreover anything…….

They are as committed as Death is.

Relation for them is soul, emotions for them is breathing, dreams fot them are obsessions, success for them is an installment and love for them is life.

After reading all this with allmost full of your patience i know that majority of you will say that all this is wrong. So man this is not for all those broken heart fellows who believe that all the failuers of their belong to the girl they loved . As i personally believe that understanding a girl and judging a girl on the platform of love is no where similar. May be the girl is having deiffernet priorities, different aims, different thoughts. But being different is no where wrong.

Chill man! Do one thing just try to realize the presence of a female in your life. She can be any one, your girl friend, friend, sister, or any one with whom you can associate your self. And then feel that does the same prejudices which we have are still there, do we still believe that we got defet in any of the field because there was one girl in the scenerio.

I don’t know that gentleman who said “That i don’t know about the successful man but yes i can bet that there is always a girl behind every unsuccessful man” . Salute to the gentelman.

I don’t know that how people associates their losses with the relation they had.

Through out the world the common physhcology is a relation makes you stornger as it gives you the power to understan the meaning of two and we have more saying to justify that one and one makes eleven, though i am not saying that this is the only reason of this lengthy and boring post as i personally am not dependent on the proverbs only.

……

I can put lot’s of lines here like the daily soap opera of “Ekta Kappor” “Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu thi and Sasur bhi Kabhi damaad Tha”. But no i will not do that as i know ….[:)] boys hate and female loves serials like this.

Success>Failure>Dreams>Destiny>Defeat .What else is there in life?

Success>Failure>Dreams>Destiny>Defeat .What else is there in life?…
This looks like either OSHO or Sri Sri Sri…somebody is going to put some sort of inspirational lecture on this high handed topic. But no this is something which is one of the most common thought coming in everyone’s mind, and that also so frequently that i can say at least two times in every day.

Why i am running high?
What are my goals?
Why the failure is sad?
What is success?
Why ever problem and solution have a successor?
When we will stop chasing our unrealistic dreams?

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So this is something which every body want’s, thinks, and feel. What all we can do to achieve we want….

I have something stolen from AIRTEL, for you which i believe is the best thing to tell:

Nigahen nigahon…..se mila kar toh dekho.
Naye logon se rishta …bana kar toh dekho.
Hasratein dil mein dabane se kya haasil hoga.
apne hoth… ……hila kar toh dekho.
Khamoshi se kab hoti hai…khwahishein poori,
dil ki baat bata kar toh dekho.
“Jo hai dil mein usey kar… …do bayaan.
Khud ko ek baar jata kar toh dekho.
Aasmaan……simat jayega tumhare aaghosh mein,
chahat ki bahein phaila kar toh dekho…
Dil ki baat bata kar toh dekho…

This is something which i feel is really the replication of the path of success. This is a way of living which tells that though we all have different dreams, different aims and different priorities, still we need something in common. As over any thing, we are living for a life full of enjoyment and certainly “Life is a succession of moments. To live each one is to succeed.”….

So jio jam ke jio.

Quotes…

My Book is writing a chapter.

Friends or………… Fri-Ends.

I lost Words But have Stories……..

C-ON-Fusion—What Next?

Mission can fail..Vision can not…

Success has a story and i have a plot….

Tonight i can sleep as night is awake..

Can u believe that my voice is silent

Taste It Don’t Waste It

“ANNAM PARABRAHMASWAROOPAM,” says our Indian philosophy. This translates to “food is God”. Whether we eat to live or we live to eat : the two words are inseparable. Undoubtedly preserving food means preserving life. Many times we never realized, that how much food we are wasting. If we all stop wasting food that could have been eaten by people. No one is going to hang us for wasting food. But does it mean that we have a right to misuse the most expensive gift of god? Food is fuel to life – if there is no food, life is just a mere imagination.

After implementing a waste display system in all the ways to cafeteria or canteen or hotels people will come to know that everyday how much food is being wasted by such a small amount of people who ate in this cafeteria. And this will remind them the common wastage done by all the people which leads to the empty stomach of uncountable people. This will certainly waken their human feelings and will reduce the wastage they made. After all we as human beings have a unique quality of sentiments which attaches us with all living and nonliving beings of the universe.


For calculating the amount of the total wastage,

The total food wasted is weighed.

An estimate of food consumed by an average person is considered.

The total food wasted divided by the average food consumption of a person gives the number of people that could have been fed with it.

We as humans are enough sensitive to the outer world but some times we need a starter, a reminder to do something. Same happens with us everyday. We know that these many people are living under poverty line, these many people die due to the lack of food, these many people are not eating hygienic food, still when we waste food, all these things may have gone to the unconscious mind and we unintentionally waste the food, which could be a life to one person. And here we need a reminder that will remind us that food is life and we have to use it with care. Wastage of food means hurting the life of someone else.

So let’s take a pledge that, we are not going to waste food in any of the circumstance. Amen.